Peter Petamoose's Porky Page (Eee Computers Are Fun)
 
I humped my dog and then he barked. What a bitch I said.
 
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I Am Peter Petamoose
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Weenik Nenaabin

I'm 22 years old, from Alaska, USA.


 
This is my pet squirrel. His name is Merl. He is Merl the Squirrel. He's just trying to get a nut in this cruel world. I gave him my nuts but he didn't like them so he bit them off. What a bitch I said.
I peed in a GLAD Bag and brought it to school for show and tell.

My teacher yelled at me. What a bitch I said.

www.gotmilk.com
 
Here is a picture of my great great great great uncle Herman
My interests:
  • Dance/Theatre
  • Fashion
  • Feminism/Women's Issues
  • Gay and Lesbian
  • Kid's Stuff
  • Music: Classical and Opera
  • Music: Folk
  • Music: Techno, Electronic
  • Parenting
  • Pets/Animals
  • Photography
  • Pubs and Clubs
  • Shopping
  • Socialising
  • Sports: Cricket
  • Sports: Tennis
  • Travel

I also enjoy cheese in my spandex. My mom got mad at me one time because I used all the mozzarella she wanted for the pizza. What a bitch I said.
 
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I like curdled milk on a crusty bun with mustard.

I went here and talked to people and one girl told me I was a freak. What a bitch I said.

I own a truck. It is blue and it goes slow. I hit this old lady once when I was piss drunk. She sued me for $25000. What a bitch I said.

Email me on:
[email protected]

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